Monday, May 16, 2011

You SUCK!!!

Boo to all you idiots! We are all paying (and by WE I mean the few of us that actually READ what we're SUPPOSE too) for you POOR decisions! I hate you all for SLACKING and making us suffer a terrible TEST (whoops did I say test? I meant quiz... which is basically the same thing if not HARDER in Brit Lit).

Sorry Ms. Stariha I know you said that we should stop complaining so much but you have to admit that my whining is appropriate. And this time I don't blame you for my suffering at all! It's about time you cracked down on those who have "better things*" to do. Hope you all have fun tonight as I pursue my "better things" and let you power through chapter by chapter until you reach what I accomplished over the past 2 weeks!

* By better things I assume you might be pursuing a "social life" on facebook, rotting your brains out on trashy TV, staring at your phone waiting for someone to text you, taking pictures of yourself, reading something else, "sleeping", thinking about yourself, or any combination of the above.

Take that Nerds!

i wish i lived alone...

here's why......
i'm trying to read wuthering heights..because i'm pretty far behind. like 5 chapters..
and i've only read like 20 pages in the last like...half hour because i can't concentrate..
my little sisters have barney turned up loud enough for my neighbors to hear,
my dad is doing the dishes and is making as much noise as he can...
my cat will not stop meowing...
ugh...
but anyway. i was reading in the beginning of the book and it said emily bronte didn't have formal education. which surprises me because she has a lot of big words..
or maybe it's just a really boring book so it makes it seem like she's smart?
i would HATE to live back in her time......sooooooo boring!
okay..i'm done complaining...at least for today.

Incest.. ?

So since we were talking about Heathcliff and Catherine's love, and the idea of them possibly being siblings, I started thinking about how seriously weird but kind of probable that is. If I had a brother and I could make an exact copy of him but put into the body of someone that isn't my brother, I think it would be kind of easy to fall in love with him. There would be so much in common! It is an extremely weird idea I know but definitely makes you think right? That's probably also why they had such an easy time marrying their cousins..

Revisiting Satire

Okay... so I know we haven't discussed satire since the 18th century... however, I found this cool Toby Keith (who I normally am not a fan of) video and had to share! American Ride Video

Incest

hmm...weird? I guess its not that weird because it seems that Heathcliff and Catherine are unaware of this conection? Maybe if Mr. Earnshaw was a little sneaker this wouldn't would be a problem because Heathcliff wouldn't exist

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okay well I'm glad our papers are due today I guess because that's one less thing we are working on..as for Wuthering Heights I realllly need to catch up :( & just when I thought I found the author I wanted somebody told me that the author had to be british? huuuh? I don't know buuut, I just now also heard the first part of that is due Friday sooo....I guess it's brunch time? Haha..ha I meant to put 'crunch time' but I mean I really wouldn't mind some brunch either.